Witty remarks 14

*Hope for the best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're un-rehearsed. (Mel Brooks)

*If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success. (John D. Rockefeller)

*Enthusiasm begets enthusiasm. (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

*Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence. (Sholem Asch)

*It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. (Mother Teresa)

*The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. (Ogden Nash)

*Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. (Mark Twain)

*Men who wish to know about the world must learn about it in its particular details. (Heraclitus)

*Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music, or pictures, or architecture, or anything else, is always a portrait of himself. (Samuel Butler)

*You never want the one you can afford. (Murphy's law)

*It's better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end. (Murphy's law)

*The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the office. (Murphy's law)