Witty remarks 10

*Our self image and our habits tend to go together. Change one and you will automatically change the other. (Maxwell Maltz)

*Most people don't plan to fail; they fail to plan. (John L. Beckley)

*Parody is just originality in a secondhand suit. (Eugenio Montale)

*History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man. (Percy Bysshe Shelley)

*A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. (George Bernard Shaw)

*Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose. (Lyndon B. Johnson)

*Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. (John Kenneth Galbraith)

*In politics if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher)

*A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits. (Richard Nixon)

*Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. (Tallulah Bankhead)

*The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being not wanted. (Mother Teresa)

*The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll. (Murphy's law)